Matt Cadrette ...

Matt Cadrette was born in New Jersey, but somehow persevered to become a normal human being. He has played in bands across the east coast, and refuses to eat sandwiches. Matt was forced to enter Nuts and Bolts as part of the witness relocation program after seeing a relatively well known US senator devour the souls of endangered baby seals. Oops. I guess you'll never see him again. Well, this bio was pointless. Nevermind.

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